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Sun Jan 17, 2010, 4:20 PM
○● B R I T I S H ○●

[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 1


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 1


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10"
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (Pasta <3)
[x] You talk a lot with your hands. (That's french ???)

Total: 4


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 2


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 1

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.

Total: 2


○● A F R I C A N - A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun. (it's not exactly that difficult?)
[x] You think President George Walker Bush was racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 4


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slanty-small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 2


○● G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread. (BREAD YUM)
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you. (People don't call me?!?)
[ ] You went to Pre-school (Pre-school is stupid, day care all the way!)
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 2


○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say "eh".
[x] You know what poutine is. (Thank you KOL)
[x] You speak some French. (Oui, je parle francais)
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 5


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love death penalty. (I'm against both of those...)
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart. (There's no where else to go I thought?)
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased. (Not enough)

Total: 2


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries. (WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T?)
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 3


○● D U T C H ○●

[ ] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handi-work projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 2


○● A R A B ○●

[x] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "English".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[/] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food. (I LOVE SHRIMP but otherwise I'm good.)
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading

Total: 1.5

LOL apparently I'm mostly african-american lol

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:iconjordanroots:
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:icongothjohanna:
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:icongothjohanna:
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:jsenn: GUESS WHAT?! I can pick my nose with my tongue and you can't! nananana booboo! *sticks out tongue*
Yeah, i'm a freak. take it or leave it.

I don't care if alot of my art sucks, at least i'm havin fun as a kid!
:damphyr:~Birdy AKA ~gothjohanna
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:jsenn: GUESS WHAT?! I can pick my nose with my tongue and you can't! nananana booboo! *sticks out tongue*
Yeah, i'm a freak. take it or leave it.

I don't care if alot of my art sucks, at least i'm havin fun as a kid!
:damphyr:~Birdy AKA ~gothjohanna
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